Yesterday afternoon, I received one of the circular e-mails that reach me every time my friends in Hungary happen upon something that is even more outrageous than the everyday surprises the Orbán government serves us. This time they called my attention to a new Zsolt Bayer article that appeared in Magyar Nemzet yesterday and urged me to translate it. It was a response to a video interview that Tony Blinken, U.S. Secretary of State, gave to Telex. Blinken gave similar interviews to independent newspapers in eight countries: Zimbabwe, Venezuela, Turkey, China, Egypt, Pakistan, Kazakhstan, and Hungary.
The anti-Semitic overtones of the article are obvious, which should not surprise readers of Hungarian Spectrum, who are only too familiar with Bayer’s blatant anti-Semitism. The description of Tony Blinken as both a rootless Hungarian and a rootless American is a typical anti-Semitic topos, which until now was not used in semi-official narratives.
Bayer is described as a close confidant of Viktor Orbán, who in 2016 received the Knight Cross of the Hungarian Order of Merit. Outrage followed. Of the 111 opposing recipients, 16 auctioned off their award and 66 sent their knight crosses back to the prime minister’s office.

Zsolt Bayer is no ordinary journalist. Here he is seated between Viktor Orbán and Gergely Gulyás on a recent photo.
This afternoon I sat down with the Hungarian original and began the arduous task of trying to translate Bayer’s peculiar writing style when suddenly I realized that Magyar Nemzet was so proud of this hateful diatribe that they had already translated it not just into English but also into German and French. So, what should I do now? I thought that the article, which illuminates the Hungarian government’s current views on the United States and Russia, should be made available to those who are unlikely to turn to Magyar Nemzet for information and that therefore I should republish it. But then I took a more careful look at the translation and concluded that it was so bad that it could not appear in Hungarian Spectrum. So, what follows is my translation that, I hope, is an improvement over the one provided by Magyar Nemzet.
I also shortened the article by leaving out the first four paragraphs, which had no relevance to the main theme. It was a long invective against gays, the Black Lives Matter movement, test tube babies, and those who worry too much about the future of the earth. All this was necessary to explain why “unfortunately we have no time to answer the American secretary of state, who, similarly to many of his predecessors, looks upon himself as a governor who sends a message to the colonies.” But, as we will see, he answers Tony Blinken anyway.
Since Bayer is writing for a Hungarian audience, there are several references that might not be easily understandable to non-Hungarian readers. One such allusion is Regős Bendegúz, a movie character in a 1980 television movie called “Indul a bakterház” (Rascal of the Railroad Shack), whose lines still captivate Hungarians. See a collection of them in 24.hu. The Firewall Group is the internet site of unknown far-right writers whose favorite pastime is to spread misinformation. The recent story about Hunter Biden teaching a course at Tulane University on “fake news” is false. He will be an unpaid guest speaker in a course on media polarization.
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In a word, we have so many urgent things that we don’t even have time to be jealous of Regős Bendegúz, who, back in the day, wisely said: “I never had anything urgent in my life, yet even so, I ran so much that it was too much.”
And unfortunately, we don’t have time either to answer the American Secretary who, like so many of his predecessors, pictures himself as the governor who sends a message to the colonies and tells them how to do things.
So, there should be a “free and independent” press here, isn’t it so, Mr. Blinken, because, as you said the other day so wisely, “a diversity of voices, diversity of independent opinions, that is the fabric of democracy. We certainly urge the government of Hungary to promote an open media environment.”
Understood. So now, all we want to know is what exactly an “open media environment” looks like. We ask, could CNN be a good example for us out here in the wilderness of Asia? Because, if so, let me quote for Mr. Secretary the conclusions – which all of us here in Hungary are well aware of – from the Firewall Group (Tűzfalcsoport) –“One of CNN’s executives spoke openly about the company’s inside secrets, its strategic left-wing commitment and defamation of the right. Among other things, he revealed that the narrative of the BLM movement is determined by central command, they try to make US President Joe Biden appear athletic and fit, and they are even preparing for the reports following the coronavirus which will most likely cover global warming because ‘they need the fear-inspiring content.’ But the head of CNN also discussed the art of manipulation, revealing how they try to influence public opinion.”
Of course, his lowest point was openly saying that, essentially, it is thanks to CNN that Republican ex-President Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. We couldn’t find a better example of left-wing terror ourselves: when sensitive footage of CNN was published, social media sites (Facebook and Twitter) banned journalists who exposed the left-wing news channel.
Incidentally, a recording was leaked last year from the channel where, in the last moments of the US presidential race, CNN leadership was convincing the editorial staff to negatively portray Trump’s coronavirus condition. In another recording, CNN’s president Jeff Zucker asks for the suspected corruption cases of Biden’s son to be silenced.
We understand that, and we are familiar with it! Biden the “athletic” gentleman who falls on his dentures three times. In olden times, Comrade Brezhnev, who was mounted on “brackets,” was also one of these athletic guys. But the peak performance of the “open media environment” was not that but rather the complete silence in connection with Biden and his son in Ukraine, with the additional attempt to dump the whole affair on Trump. We wrote in our paper the other day, for the umpteenth time, that “Hunter Biden’s name came to the forefront of international media interest in the final days of last year’s US presidential campaign after the conservative New York Post published documents allegedly from the US President’s son’s laptop that provided further evidence of his corrupt activity in Ukraine. The email exposed by the newspaper showed that Hunter Biden had introduced his father, then vice president to Barack Obama, to the top executives of the Ukrainian energy company Burisma a year earlier; later, abusing his position, Biden Sr. put pressure on Ukrainian government officials to fire the State Prosecutor investigating the Burisma case.
Another scandal stemmed from this case as Facebook, Twitter, and the mainstream left-wing media did everything they could to prevent the documents published by The New York Post from appearing or spreading on social media.
Just to be clear: Daddy Biden, as vice president to Obama, put his own son on the board of the largest Ukrainian energy company, and then, as vice president of the United States, put pressure on the Ukrainian government to fire the State Prosecutor investigating the energy company’s corruption cases.
They fired the State Prosecutor.
Then a committee was assembled to examine how Trump put pressure on the Ukrainians. Meanwhile, CNN and everyone else was occupied with making sure that the Bidens’ Ukrainian affairs stayed hidden from the public.
So far, this is all like some run of the mill soap opera, isn’t it? But the best is left to last. It was reported recently that “US President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, who was mixed up in last year’s corruption scandal, will be giving a ten-week-long course on fake news as a guest professor at Tulane University in New Orleans.”
I just love your “open media environment,” Mr. Secretary of State!
And I am so impressed that you are urging us to do the same. But you should know something: we work differently. I’ll explain and you’ll understand in a minute. Back then, being “anti-Soviet” was one of the biggest sins that could be committed. If you were “anti-Soviet” or were labeled one, well, you could be in real trouble. Losing your job, being discriminated against, or, in the worst case, going to prison. Well, we were anti-Soviet and held the U.S. as a model back when our Soviet friends called you an “imperialist-capitalist-colonizing” power where “they beat the Negroes.”
The situation has changed by now. The greatest friends of the Soviet Union in those days and their pitiful descendants are some of America’s best friends and the most vocal about their hatred of Russia. Today, anti-Americanism (and anti-Brusselsism) is a cardinal sin, and those who remain silent or refuse to be enthusiastic in their hatred of Russia can chew their fists in shame.
And look what happened. We’ve started hating you and loving the Russians. Now, tell me, Mr. Secretary, how can that be?
Naturally, there is a reason for this too. After all, you are behaving like the Soviets did back then; you speak of your own amazing and unparalleled grandeur, justice, superiority, democracy, and “open media environment,” like Brezhnev’s comrades at the time. And in Hungary there is a never-changing political mass that knows exactly whom they should hate and whom they should love. They are never wrong, Mr. Secretary – even woken up in the middle of the night, they know which ass to kiss. And that’s exactly why you like these people, and you’ll soon be sending your mercenaries here with Nuland at the helm to support these people in the election campaign.
Mr. Secretary, this is what you’re good at. “Exporting democracy.” And yes, you have so many successes in your global missions: Afghanistan, Iraq, and the incredible Arab Spring, oh and Ukraine too and the Euromaidan “revolution” on which you reportedly spent billions of dollars. Just, why on earth would CIA agents get dressed up on both ends of the square to fire a couple of shots into the crowd? You became the inverted King Midas: whatever gold you touch turns to shit.
And lest we forget, let’s mention why it’s obligatory to hate the Russians. Because you found a ton of shale gas. It’s a good product, just very expensive to extract. American companies have accumulated insane amounts of debt extracting shale gas, which has to be sold at a high price by all means. The Russians have cheap gas, and Europe buys it; the Germans are even building a separate pipeline for their gas. Well, this can’t be! What will happen to the expensive American shale gas that has to be chugged across the ocean in enormous tankers to the European terminals, burning hundreds of thousands of gallons of diesel per hour? But no problem, because Biden will host Greta Thunberg and CNN will report on environmental efforts with a tearful performance.
Well, that’s why we have to hate the Russians. Because a Eurasian collaboration would simply put an end to your crumbling, silly, foolish, and softened realm where universities debate racist soap dispensers and BLM activists plunder cities in the memory of a criminal. (By the way, was Navalny, the big warrior, trained by you or the Germans? Or perhaps both?)
In any case, Mr. Secretary, it’s good that you know that we know; in fact, we are all too familiar with your lot. We know for example that you will always have the intelligence service and “open media environment” capacity to silence and potentially imprison those who are not anti-Russian or liberal enough. Tzuckerhere will always be enough “corruption cases,” “sexual harassment,” “adultery” that you will “uncover”; but if Clinton ever visited Jeffrey Epstein’s island, well, we’ll never know. In fact, when Monica Lewinsky was playing the flute in the Oval Office, and Clinton denied it, then your own Supreme Court ruled that oral sex doesn’t constitute sex and thus is not adultery.
It’s good to be with you, Mr. Blinken… But you should learn for life the eternal validity of a saying of a learned colleague of mine: the world will always be built by imperfect conservatives and will always be fucked up by perfect liberals.
In conclusion, allow for a correction. It is customary to mention in Hungary that you have “Hungarian roots.” I would like to make this clear, Mr. Secretary. You are just as completely a ROOTLESS Hungarian as you are a rootless American.
That’s exactly why your world is doomed. It’s unfortunate. And if I quoted Regős Bendegúz at the beginning, let’s close with his words as well: “I was always a well-intentioned kid, but when I got to the end of my intentions, they became bad.”
If I am well-intentioned, this is what I think of you. Less and less often.
May 2, 2021